| I am teh Hottest |
[Apr. 8th, 2005|12:01 am] |
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I was arrested today for soliciting sex to 13 year olds. I really wasn't, the children came to me and I wouldn't stop touching them. That is all. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2005|08:51 pm] |
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Today I took my first shower in about 5 days, I reek. I also rounded a few children and raped them. There was a black kid, it was disgusting raping him. After I got done with that, I went out and bought a 6 inch sub at Subway, foot longs make me feel uncomfortable. Ya heard? |
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| Easter |
[Mar. 29th, 2005|01:05 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out | ] |
Sorry I didn't post yesterday, I wasn't allowed to use the computer.
But for Easter, I was allowed to eat one slice of ham along with 10 grams of cole slaw. If I ate any more than that I would probably be too aroused and sexually harrass children.
But I passed out for hours on end after getting a hold of a box of whine. I think I was raped by a guy named Buck, who said he likes to fuck. |
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| A Day in Terry - 3/26/05 |
[Mar. 26th, 2005|10:00 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  horny | ] |
| [ | music |
| | King Missile - Detachable Penis | ] |
I am knew to this Live Journal thing, since recently I was allowed to use a computer again. (I was under house and computer arrest for trying to meet young boys via the Internet in real life.)
Anyways I guess I am supposed to tell you what is happening today? Well I woke up and had to shave my 5 o'clock shadow. Then I took a dump that I will tell did not smell like roses.
After that I took a shower, in a tub full of my shit.
Then I got in my Saturday day dress:
Don't I look pretty?
I drove to teach "Tranny 101" at UMBC (where I work).
I am there now and will update later ... |
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